Friday, January 26, 2007

Energizer Bunny on High-Schoolers' Hit List

Six ninth-grade girls were arrested in Chattanooga, TN after school officials found a a list of 600 people they conspired to kill, including the Energizer Bunny.

The fact that a furry advertising icon was on the hit list probably served as a clue that this wasn't a serious murder attempt. But the police say they didn't want the situation to keep going and going and going.

Energizer officials did not comment on the situation other than to say that the bunny was secure and in protective custody.
It's a tough day to be pink.



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